Friday, December 24, 2010

Episode 17: Christmas Plants

Our host gets cool.... (as ice), and spreads Christmas cheer like a rich fertilizer

Saturday, July 3, 2010

Episode 16: How To Make a Flower Bed

Our host returns to impart some floral knowledge.

Saturday, June 5, 2010

Episode 15: Bees

Our host creates some buzz.

Friday, May 28, 2010

Episode 14: Plant Perception

Our host looks through a potato's eyes, and reads a story about one man's fight against raccoons.

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Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Deeper Coverage for the True Greeners.

I thought, in order to give my audience members more of an insight into what it really felt like to be among tulips and the people who love them, I would give you extensive photo coverage of the festival. Perhaps, for those of you unfortunate enough to have missed it, these images can be combined with the episode itself in order for you to create false memories of being there on which you can reminisce when you find yourself trapped in a mental cage of unfertile ground. Anyways! We should propel ourselves forward, as I am known for saying.

Saturday, May 22, 2010

Episode 13: Tulip Madness

Our host interviews the public and unearths a conspiracy.

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Monday, May 17, 2010

Episode 12: Famous Gardens

Our host talks about a plumber and ponders the royal lineage of music.

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Sunday, May 9, 2010

Episode 11: Garden Textures

Our host speaks of a testudine dictator.

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Saturday, May 1, 2010

Episode 10: Talking to Plants

Our host has sadfingers.

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Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Episode 9: Flowers

Our host stops to smell the jacks.

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Friday, April 23, 2010

Garden Consequences

I regret to inform you that there was short-sightedness in my seeing to the Petunias' desire for companionship last week. Whilst their spirits were lifted, it has come to my attention that I neglected to think about the consequences of giving them special treatment, and it seems that I've upset the rest of the garden. Just this morning, I could've sworn one of my tulips drooped in response to my presence - clearly a cry for attention, from a being that sadly lacked means for proper expression. I must devote myself to the garden for the next few days, using my banjo to gently caress each leaf - as well as the very soil itself - with sultry noises. I have Elisha to thank for reminding me of the important role passionate musical production can play in the relationship between a man and his garden.

But fear not, fellow Greenfingered individuals; a new episode will be posted on Tuesday.

Until then,

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Episode 8: Tubers

Our host graciously tolerates a guest and talks about the significance of potatoes.

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Thursday, April 15, 2010

Petunia Melancholy

I would like to start this entry by apologizing to my viewership, for I am dreadfully sorry to have to admit that as a result of unforeseen circumstances, this Saturday will be devoid of a new episode of Kevin Carmichael's Greenfingers. I understand that that's the day that people expect it, but instead it will be released on a Monday, despite the fact that I'm aware that that isn't the same as Saturday at all. In the interest of full disclosure and getting the sympathies of those who will experience disappointment at the prospect of having to wait the extra couple days for my words, I will explain to you the events leading to this delay.

As I woke up this morning and began my early gardening ceremonies, the Petunias caught my eye. While the Petunias rarely fail to catch my eye, this was an instance when it was out of something other than a desire for pleasurable distraction. As someone with a deep feel for plants, it only took me a few seconds and a whiff of the air to notice something insidious was afoot. Further investigation confirmed my suspicions, it seems my Petunias have recently entered a stage of clinical depression. As plant-owners yourselves, I'm sure you can understand my need to prioritize this, and I don't need to tell you the level of distress one goes through when a flower has lost its exuberance, much less when the number exceeds one. I'm going to sleepover in the garden for a few nights to try to take their minds off things. Maybe get them some special fertilizer or another form of excitement; in fact, perhaps I will set up a television and we shall marathon Magnum P.I.! I'm certainly no stranger to the healing powers of basking in the warm light of television, especially when accented by the soothing tones of Tom Selleck's moustache.

So, until Monday.
Kevin Bartholomew Carmichael

Saturday, April 10, 2010

Episode 7: Gardening Insects

Our host speaks of those miniature workers and why we love them.

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Saturday, April 3, 2010

Episode 6: Fertilizers

Our host fertilizes the mind of the listener with his cinematic analysis.

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Saturday, March 27, 2010

Episode 5: Garden Insects

Our host speaks of those wonderful six-legged scamps, and gardens with himself.

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Saturday, March 20, 2010

Episode 4: Springtime

Our host prepares us for the season of growth.

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Saturday, March 13, 2010

Episode 3: Seeds

Our host conducts a re-evaluation of raccoons, debates the merits of seeds with himself and speaks to an expert.

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Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Episode 2: Raccoons

Our host digs deeper into compost and answers some listener feedback.

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Saturday, March 6, 2010

Episode 1: Composting

Our host Kevin speaks of his affection for composting and raccoons.

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